Rollerman To The Rescue

With rising fuel costs, traffic and parking being a major issue, the world is becoming a desperate place. Taking matters in his own hands, The Rollerman has outfitted himself with a suit of armor, casters and a series of wheels to create the ultimate fuel-efficient, all-purpose vehicle. Robust Flavor has no idea whether this will trend will find itself taking the place of traditional transportation methods. Plans are underway for a Rollerman TV series, a line of linens and a Roll-Across-America to raise money for victims of spousal nagging.